1.13.2006

Just a vent or two

Sigh

What a day.

I ran a tank of gas out and got absolutely nothing done. My sincerest thanks to all the fucking retards out driving today. I'd also like to thank the geniuses that designed this city or maybe my thanks should go to the stoned college student who fucked up the maps for the city. I hate getting two miles down a road, especially when I'm in a hurry, and come face to face with a dead end that isn't shown anywhere on the map. The sad thing is the stoned fucker will probably eventually be a councilman or the governor.

Yeah, I'm terrified about growing older. With the last several generations proving their total incompetence and the newest generation not really instilling the least amount of confidence either, I'm of the positive opinion that people in my age group are totally fucked when we get to retirement age. Thank you all you priests and disciples of politically correctness. Thank you for taking away a parents ability to educate, discipline and control their children. Fucktards.

Why do women have to take the entire sidewalk when they're walking and why the hell do they move at half speed while doing so? Women make such a big deal out of being able to multitask yet they can't run their yaps and walk at the same time.

I don't ever want to hear about how men can't do more than one thing at a time ever again.


Why, do people slow down around a cop then they're doing the speed limit?

I'm runnin' 75 down 25 and all of a sudden, WHAM!!! traffic is down to 55 in a 75 zone. I think that maybe it's an accident or something but NOPE!!! it's just a cop sitting in the median or on the side of the road. Don't you fucking idiots realize that it's that kind of stupidity that causes traffic jams and accidents. Apparently not. The really screwed up thing is that they get mad at everyone around them for traffic being too slow or for everyone being all piled up together and it's no one's fault but their own.

I'm used to think that maybe making it so you have to have a license to have kids would weed out some of the idiots and retards in the world. After careful consideration of all the things we have to be licensed for, and somehow the idiots and retards still seem to be around in numbers, I have decided to give up on it. We're doomed. Might as well accept it. The meek aren't going to inherit the earth, they're going to overpopulate it with intellectually inferior, emotionally unstable morons and make the rest of us extinct by overmoronization.

Why is it so hard to put a sign on the sidewalk at say, the corners, announcing that due to construction the main entrance has been temporarily relocated and give directions to the new entrance location? Is there some sadistic conspiracy to make people have to purposefully walk 10 minutes out of their way, especially when they are in a hurry? I'm beginning to have my old feelings that it's the cosmic magnifying glass on the earth ant-hill thing again.

There's a saying and a song about walking on the sunny side of the street, sadly, that's no longer possible. The 12 foot morons have gotten so thick that they block out any hope of sunlight for the short genius's of the world. On the lighter side, at least the lack of sunlight has helped control the weeds in the sidewalk and trust me that it's nice to walk into some place without seeds all over your pant legs. lol

If all whites supposedly hate blacks and all blacks supposedly hate whites then why do whites love to wear black and blacks love to wear white? If a black person and a white person has a kid, why doesn't the kid wear gray or cream? While I'm on the subject, what the hell is up with the totally gaudy over colored outfits they wear? I mean, COME ON. The colors they wear are not only not absurd, they mix and match so bad that the Queer Eye guys wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole. Oh, yeah; let's not forget the hair styles on the women. HELLO!!! I've seen more black women in one day who look like the top, sides and front of their heads have exploded than there are suicide bombers in a month in Iraq. The really retarded thing is that the smaller the nubian princess, the more ridiculous the hairdoo. And the hairdoos on the heftier ones are directly proportionate to their moo moo size.

I know it's wrong to make fun of them but dammit, i'm fighting the PC Nazis to keep humor alive. If the PC fanatics had their way, the only humor we'd have would be knock knock jokes and i'm pretty sure that after a while they'd find a way to deduce that the fruit or chicken's feelings are being violated and outlaw knock knock jokes as well. I don't want to live in that society where friendly social ridicule, tasteful ethnic jokes and good old fashioned blonde jokes no longer exist. Like it or not, crude humor, vulgar jokes about body parts and processes and ridicule of anothers inferiorities are apart of what made this country great. You'll pry humor from my cold dead hands you bunch of PC freaks.

Who the hell are these local dating commercial people fooling. They need to show the real freaks and ice cream bandits who would call a dating service instead of the hotties in barely nothing outfits or covered in bubbles in a bath. Like those women have any problems getting a date. They could go to the most expensive club in town and be absolutely blitzed without ever spending a dime of their own money. Those dating service ads are total posters for false advertising.

Anyway, those are some of my thoughts for today.

Later

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